I don't think brook has ever known best
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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