so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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