12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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