Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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