We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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