She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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