I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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