you guys were way drunker than both of me
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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