Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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