I wanna passion pit in your ass
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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