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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)

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How many people did you send this to?

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(773): CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;) (1-773): How many people did you send this to? http://tfl.nu/e1gk

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.

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(605): I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done. http://tfl.nu/lxsz

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(301): View more from Maryland

I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids

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(301): I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids http://tfl.nu/xnc7

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(678): View more from Georgia

nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women

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(678): nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women http://tfl.nu/ny5s

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(757): View more from Virginia

yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.

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(757): yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd. http://tfl.nu/nagb

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(856): View more from New Jersey

we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"

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(856): we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon" http://tfl.nu/pn3g

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(509): View more from Washington

Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.

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(509): Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore. http://tfl.nu/z28x

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(352): View more from Florida

All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."

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(352): All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive." http://tfl.nu/krpq

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(518): View more from New York

You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with

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(518): You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with http://tfl.nu/vbdb

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.

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(201): Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us. http://tfl.nu/sjtk

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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!

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And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes

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(740): Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed! (740): And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes http://tfl.nu/xgjj

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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice

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(402): Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice http://tfl.nu/0nos

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake

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(908): I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake http://tfl.nu/q1u7

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(818): View more from California

Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah

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(818): Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah http://tfl.nu/4e6p

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(615): View more from Tennessee

hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life

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(615): hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life http://tfl.nu/rfd4

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