There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The UTI came back with a vengeance.