Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I wish i was in the wii world.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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