watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.