can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD