I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.