well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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