i was rollin on her like bob the builder
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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