i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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