I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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