She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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