did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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