cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
