This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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