I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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she pinky promised me she was 18
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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