PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
either way he was missing a nipple.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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