no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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