That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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