i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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