she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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