He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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