There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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