Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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