Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My dick has a subreddit
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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