we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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