just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I know her cup size but not her name....
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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