We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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