Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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