like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I have already put on my inside pants.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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