dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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