and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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