Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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