how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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