Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Randomize