at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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