Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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