And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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