I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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