i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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