we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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