you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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