So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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