that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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