She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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