at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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