singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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