just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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