Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Randomize
