i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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