Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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